Facebook Is A Stupid Idiot

I saw my ex on Facebook

But I wanted to do what's best

Show her there are no hard feelings so

I sent her a "friend request"

Now her photo pops up in that random 6

And I just think it's mean...

There she is with a new guy makin' out on my computer screen!

Facebook is a stupid idiot x2

My friend said you gotta be on Facebook

to connect in the digital age

so like everyone else... and their pets

I got my face at Facebook page.

Now the learning curve was a bitch at first

I didn't know 'til I got burned

that what I wrote on my wall could be seen by all

that's just the first thing that I learned

Facebook is a stupid idiot x2

It's the place for worthless information

like an insane almanac

where women post minutiae

and men write stupid comments back.

where women can vent about mundane events

and inundate the internet

and where clueless men "friend" women...

who they've never even met

Facebook is a stupid idiot x2

cause i could stand to miss

the fact that Tanya thinks all her friends are "AWESOME"

and for some reason...Pete "likes this"

And Rita reports that the trucks are loud

But she still loves this city. It proves that...

Facebook is a stupid idiot x2

Now some woman sent me flowers

'though i don't even know her name

I stayed home that day for hours

but no flowers ever came

Then she started sending hugs and drinks. Of course..

all of it completely fake

Then she hit me with a "virtual pillow"

How much shit can one man take?

Facebook is a stupid idiot x2

'cause i don't need to read

all the everyday hapless crap out there

then ZAP! It's a "News Feed"

Like: Jenny just made Ben's favorite stew

and gave some to their kitty. It proves that

Facebook is a stupid idiot x2

Now some guy with a mind for trivia

wants to know

how mine compares to his.

But i'm gonna buy a gun if he sends one more

fucking "movie quiz"

And Liza says she needs fertilizer

'cause her "Farmville" crops are small.

WHAT THE FUCK IS FARMVILLE

And Missy says she's just so damn busy today...

But had time to write that on my wall!

Facebook is a stupid idiot

There's nothin' more to say.

How else would i know that Heather

thinks "flip-flop weather"

is finally here to stay!

And what did we do before we knew

that Sue just

TOOK A NAP

Facebook is a stupid idiot……

P/S: I saw it on FACEBOOK, the music video live performance. The lyrics was interesting. So, share it here.Have a nice day! ^^